Enjoy the Little Things

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone


I want oneNow

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

I want one

Now

(Source: hi-dianaa, via thedailylaughs)

— 8 hours ago with 247620 notes
I really hope this is true

I really hope this is true

(Source: best-of-memes)

— 8 hours ago with 447 notes

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via best-of-tumblr)

— 8 hours ago with 300456 notes

son-of-a-motherless-goat:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

fuck
fmeck

(Source: briancolfermoved, via best-of-text-posts)

— 8 hours ago with 212211 notes

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

image

(via damn-funny)

— 8 hours ago with 139963 notes

lustire:

when super cute boys have low standards 

image

(via damn-funny)

— 9 hours ago with 83084 notes
fangirl221b:


raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

(Source: shitshilarious, via damn-funny)

— 20 hours ago with 680653 notes

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via thedailylaughs)

— 20 hours ago with 196343 notes
Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?


Answer:

morosity:

stress

— 20 hours ago with 41838 notes

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via best-of-text-posts)

— 1 day ago with 83663 notes