Enjoy the Little Things

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

(via damn-funny)

— 2 hours ago with 27380 notes

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via thedailylaughs)

— 3 hours ago with 425838 notes
Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians:We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians:I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
The British:I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.
— 3 hours ago with 538774 notes

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

(via thedailylaughs)

— 3 hours ago with 288915 notes

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via thedailylaughs)

— 3 hours ago with 400526 notes
best-of-memes:

You have to try this one out 

best-of-memes:

You have to try this one out 

— 3 hours ago with 1033 notes

manaphy:

youll never guess what happened today

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 3 hours ago with 41273 notes
"Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you."
— 3 hours ago with 562 notes